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Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Happy Hump Day

So yesterday's post was kind of heavy and because of that I want today to be a lot lighter. It is hump day, after all! Today I'm going to tell you about some of my quirks. No need to try and explain what I mean. You're about to find out. Let's get started shall we?

Toilet Paper. Now hold on. Don't freak out. Let me explain. It irks me to no end if the toilet paper is coming off the roll the wrong way. Like I can't use the toilet if the TP isn't on there right. I share a bathroom here in Boonetopia with one of my roommates. Now it doesn't bother her if the TP isn't on there the right way, because she's more concerned with actually having the TP. You know, like normal people. But nope, not I. I can't do anything without the TP being right. You're probably wondering by now what the right way is. Let me show direct your attention to the picture below:
Can I get an amen? *AMEN* Thanks.

Commercial Jingles. This one is like ridiculous. I used to watch a butt ton of regular TV. Like pre-Netflix. Which meant commercials. Most people hate commercials, like my sister. But not me. I love them. Mostly because I LOVE THE JINGLES! And I have this weird knack for learning a jingle and remembering it for forever by the end of the commercial. Phone numbers and all. In fact, last time I was home we were at church and my dad asked me to sing the jingle for Empire Carpets (I think that's right) for our family friend and I did. It was flawless. Go me. But seriously. I love the jingles. Weirdo? Yes, I am.

Noises. You can ask Kenz, my family, and basically any of my friends who have known me for a long time or spent a lot of time with me, I make the weirdest noises. Some I know I'm making, others I have to be told. My noises are strange and most of the time, I can't recreate them. It's weird. I guess it doesn't sound to weird but it really is. Maybe one day, I'll just record my self all the time then edit it to where it is just my noises. Then you will understand. Maybe. But probably not. Kenz still doesn't understand. She just loves me through it.

Ugly Faces. I make the worst faces. On purpose. It's like an art form really. Every time me and my sister get together we attempt like 3 good pictures where we are smiling and stuff. Then once that's done we move on to the ugly faces. We even give them themes. Like 'Smell a Fart Face' or 'Saw Something Terrifying". It's hilarious. I can guarantee that the majority of our pictures together, are ugly faces. But it doesn't stop there. SnapChat. Need I say more? Probably not, but I shall anyway! I make the most ugly faces on SnapChat and I don't care one bit. That's what it's for right? Yeah, I thought so. So take a gander at some ugly faces. You're welcome.

Nice and big so you can see it. But I promise we are beautiful. No seriously we are gorgeous. I promise.


Well that's all I have today, and I know its not much. I'm sure I'll find weirder things about me that I can blog about. I hope you noticed the changes to this here bloggy blog. More are coming. Make sure you follow me on Bloglovin' using the new blog URL. Also feel free to follow me on Twitter and Instagram to keep up with my daily shenanigans.

All the love,
Carly